- 2 crappy bits of fabric: 0,05 $
- Painting Barbie's hair black and a fringe on Ken's: 0,01 $
- Convincing the world that it's a brand new limited edition of an Elvis doll for only 90 bucks: Priceless (and shameless)
...And getting a red-neck from Arkansas to pay 6,800 $ for a signed ed. of it: Wordless.